It’s almost January 6th, 2025, the anniversary of MAGA idiots storming the Capital four years ago, and once again Trump is back, like fucking herpes.

The first time he won the election, I was annoyed and disappointed, but not especially surprised. It was fairly foreseeable that after 8 years of having an articulate, intelligent, humorous, classy, black man in office, electing a woman would be a step too far, and that our shitty, racist, dumb fucking country would swing all the way around to electing the exact opposite. I figured that the bigots, idiots, and racists that voted Trump into office would calm down and crawl back into their holes after getting that trashy genital rash elected. I thought they were electing Trump as a symbolic gesture, a sort of fuck you from a vocal, assumedly, inbred minority of the country, to the less idiotic majority, as a way of saying look, you made us listen to a well-read negro for eight years, so now we’re going to elect an incompetent asshole as revenge. Neener Neener poo poo.

Obviously (I thought), nobody actually expected the criminal blowhard billionaire to actually do good for the country. They just wanted to get him into office to hurt their enemies. You know, people of color, queer folk, women, minorities, people who know how to read, people with all their teeth, etc. I thought it was by design a pyrrhic victory; the dingbats who voted for Trump the first time knew the incompetent orange boob wouldn’t help them in any way, and would actually hurt them equally, but they voted him in all the same, like how a wild animal stuck in a trap causes themselves the most pain by lashing out blindly.

Then, after four years of bumbling and fumbling and watching Trump be exactly as much of a piece of shit as he’s always been, the folks that voted him in the first time would say, okay, I think we’ve proved our point, don’t test us again, and then crawl back into their stinking burrows to let smarter and more level heads retake the Republican party, and have a less divisive, and frankly, less retarded nominee run in the next election.

At least, that’s how I expected it to go. Instead, a large portion of the population saw exactly how shitty Trump was as president, how selfish and self-serving he was, and exactly how bad things got while he was in charge, and for some frankly incomprehensible reason decided, yes, he was their guy, and they would support him come hell or high water. But like…why? He’s not at all a likable individual, and it’s not like his many (so many) personality faults can be overlooked because he was a competent policymaker, or in any way good at the job. Since he very much wasn’t. So, why him? Why the whole MAGA movement? Why hitch your horse to this wheezy sack of rotten garbage? To the point where thousands were willing to storm the Capital when he lost and then transparently lied about it, like the whiny spoiled crap sack he’s always been? The fuck? Why would such a blatantly manipulative and consistently selfish bad actor endear such devotion? It’s completely unfathomable, but hey, at least he lost. That time.

Enough people were rightfully disgusted by Trump that they were willing to vote for Biden, a frail, mumbling, ghoul of an old man, just to get Trump out of office, and you know what, Biden did good enough. So the complete collapse of our Democracy at the hands of foreign agents and domestic would-be oligarchs was delayed. A bit.

But then here comes old herpes-sore McGee, crawling back out of the sewer, freshly convicted of yet more crimes, continuing his one-man crusade against human decency and coherent discourse, desperate to slink back into office to avoid jail time, and just our luck, his opponent this time around is both a negress and a woman, so you absolutely know that all the worst parts of society scrambled to get their votes in to prevent THAT from ever happening, and here we are once again, with another shitty Trump term to look forward to, and frankly, I’m going to be losing friends over it.

If you voted for Trump the first time around, shame on you, but whatever, you wanted to send a message, and fair enough, message received.

Then, after seeing just how crap he was, how much he constantly lied, and how he drove off anybody competent, and surrounded himself with crooks, criminals, and sycophants, if you voted for him again, Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, but oh well, no harm done, at least he lost.

But now? NOW? After years of this clown dominating our media, avoiding justice for his many and varied crimes, and showing exactly how unfit he is to control our nation, if you voted for him this third time? Yeah, kindly go ahead and fuck off. Never speak to me again, because we are not friends.

This isn’t a case of “different political opinions” that can be laughed about over a case of beer. This is you proving that you and I live by entirely different ethical and moral guidelines, and that we cannot co-exist peacefully. Frankly, you’re a piece of shit, you’re unforgivably stupid, and you’ve fucked our country you stupid fucks. Like, do you realize how fucked we are? For the next several generations? All because you voted for a human skid mark over a boring brown woman? He’s going to sell us down the river to every billionaire and corporate interest he can, and the people cheering him on beside you look a lot like Russian plants and Nazis because they are Russian plants and Nazis. You get that, don’t you? That even though you might not consider yourself a bigot or a traitor, you support the same person that is supported by bigots and traitors. Hey, guess what that makes you?

That’s what this all comes down to after all. Trump is, by all normal standards, quite evil. He does evil things. He lies, he cheats, he steals. He cheats on his wives, he sexually abuses women, he stiffs his workers and contractors. He steals from charities. He operates fraudulent scam businesses. He looks up to dictators and looks down on peacemakers. These are the actions of an inherently evil man.

My principles prevent me from supporting such evil acts. Therefore, I do not support Trump. If, knowing how evil he is, you still support Trump… you’re more than a little bit evil too. Whether you admit it or not, if you align yourself with evil, whether overtly or just tacitly, you are evil as well. So, thanks, but no thanks, let’s not be friends.

It’s the hypocrisy more than anything that upsets me.

It’s the hypocrisy of “Christians” voting for an individual who has never once embodied a single Christian virtue. He is not humble, he is not kind, he is not forgiving. He is greedy, proud, deceitful. Covetous, envious, cruel. Adulterous, lustful, and hateful.

It’s the hypocrisy of the “thin blue line”, “blue lives matter”, “law and order” crowd supporting an unrepentant criminal. If you claim to support law enforcement, or are actually a law enforcement officer, how could you, in good conscience, ever vote for him? My dude is a criminal. Like a career criminal. With decades of proven criminality. Like, proven in court, with due process and everything. Like holy shit, that’s a lot of crimes. So by voting for him, you’re either admitting that you know he’s a career criminal, but you don’t actually care about law and order, and your entire identity is a hypocritical lie, OR you’re claiming that law and order matters, but that he somehow has been unfairly targeted by a corrupt and unjust system (for decades, for…so many alleged crimes), and that he is actually an innocent scapegoat who has been the victim of an unfair system…but… if you’re law enforcement… or a law enforcement apologist…you ARE the system. So, by supporting him while also allegedly supporting “law and order” either you complicitly uphold and take part knowingly in an unfair, unjust, and corrupt system which convicts innocent people, or you admit he’s guilty and you just don’t care. Either way, that makes you a hypocrite and a lying liar who lies.

It’s the hypocrisy of women supporting a known convicted rapist, adulterer, and misogynist.

It’s the hypocrisy of the toxically masculine somehow finding his cowardly, whining, thin-skinned, argumentative, bullying ways to be something to aspire to.

And, it’s the hypocrisy of people who claim to be fighting back against a government that is supposedly controlled by a shadowy cabal of unscrupulous billionaires, voting for an unscrupulous billionaire. One who has been bought and paid for by other unscrupulous billionaires. Who are now openly gaining control of the government. Like, what was your argument for voting for him the first time? That he was such a good businessman that he was too rich to be bought? First of all, the quality of his business acumen is …. highly debatable, but more importantly…when you’re in business, everything has a price…because all you care about are profits. So, of course the unprincipled, fraudulently “rich” businessman (conman) with zero morals or ideals was going to immediately sell out our nation’s future well-being to the highest bidder. Even the slightest amount of common sense would indicate that was inevitable.

So, congratulations. You did it. You won. I hope that keeps us all warm and fed once your orange overlord guts every worker protection our ancestors waged bloody war for, removes every restriction keeping greedy corporations from poisoning our air, land, and water, destroys our access to affordable healthcare or education, and rolls back every right granted to LGBT, women, and minorities in the last 200 years, all while sucking Elon’s Musky dick and getting railed from behind by Putin.

You’re a bad person and you deserve my castigation.