Max currently resides in Connecticut, but will someday return to the desert from whence he came.
He studied Public Relations and Business Administration at the University of Connecticut, and upon graduation, decided he was more interested in writing gritty genre fiction and comedy than press releases.
When he is not working, or riding his motorcycles, or climbing on rocks, or enjoying a stiff whiskey drink, or wooing his lady, or saving the polar bears (simply so that he is always assured there exists a suitable opponent for hand to hand combat), he can usually be found in his subterranean lair honing his craft of choice.
His literary career is just getting started.
Max Kramer 
You are a sick person.