So you’re saying you’re a racist.

Let’s talk about privilege. I don’t think that anybody would seriously disagree that an able-bodied person is more privileged in our society than a physically handicapped person. Why would you? It’s fucking common sense. What might that privilege look like? Well, for example, an able-bodied person never has to worry about whether or not a building has a wheelchair ramp, or an elevator, because an able-bodied person can walk up stairs. Since not all buildings have handicap access, that’s a pretty clear case of being disadvantaged if you are physically disabled, and being privileged if you’re physically able. Are you with me so far? Can we fucking agree that being physically able is a form of privilege that not everybody gets to enjoy?

So how about class? Class is another clear indicator of privilege that you’d have to perform some serious mental acrobatics to deny. The richer you are, the more privileged you are. That’s self-evident.Say you want to… I don’t know, buy something, or go on a trip, or go to college, or get a job, or murder a hooker, or do crime and get away with it, or eat an endangered species, or literally fucking anything else. Obviously, OBVIOUSLY, any of these desires are easier to attain if you can throw a shit ton of cash at the problem. Just as obviously, any of these desires will be harder to attain if you don’t have a fucking dime. So yes, class privilege is a thing. Have I lost you yet, or ARE WE STILL IN AGREEMENT?

Now, what if you’re rich, but disabled? Does your class privilege somehow counter act or negate your physical disadvantage? What if you’re poor, but physically fit? Are you no longer privileged by your able-bodied state because you don’t have financial security? Or ::GASP:: can you be both privileged in some ways but disadvantaged in others, because life is fucking complex and convoluted and confusing? Here’s the thing. Privilege exists in many forms, and it is entirely possible to be both privileged and disadvantaged by different things at the same fucking time.

Take me for example. I have really bad eye-sight. That means, when it comes to vision-based activities, I am at a disadvantage. I can admit that because I’m really, really brave and heroic. It also helps that I am privileged in basically every other possible way there is to be privileged. I’m healthy. Anything you can do physically, I can usually do better. I’m young(ish). While death comes for us all, he probably isn’t breathing his nasty-ass graveyard fart breathe over my shoulder quite yet. I’m cis-gendered. So I can use any bathroom with a little dude on the door without worrying about angering some close-minded bigot,because I physically look like that little door dude, and I’m so comfortable in my own body that I can helicopter my dick around my house without feeling anything but pride and humor, and maybe a little bit of physical pain when I accidentally smack said dick against the refrigerator door. I’m straight, so I never have to worry about businesses refusing me service, or a friend, family member, or stranger judging me based solely on who I like to stick my wiener in, at least once it heals from the refrigerator door incident. I’m a guy, which, obviously is pretty cool for me, but sucky for anybody who isn’t a guy, because male privilege is a thing, and feminism exists for a reason.

Oh also, I’m white. and White Privilege is real. And that’s the purpose of this post. For those of you who recognize and acknowledge white privilege, right about now you’re probably thinking hell-yeah brother, preach. And for those of you who perplexingly disavow white privilege, you’re probably thinking oh, fuck this guy, I knew I always hated him, he’s a dumb idiot who isn’t even cool.

First off, I’m SUPER FUCKING COOL, so go fuck yourself you soggy floor noodle. Secondly, how can you even say that white privilege isn’t a thing? What you’re basically saying is “Hello, I’m racist.” If you admit that you’re racist, then okay, that’s that. If you like to think you’re not racist however, but you still really don’t believe that people of color have the short, shitty end of the stick in America, we might be living in different Americas.

We exist in what historically was, and still is, a systemically racist society. All you need to do to prove that is take a quick peek into your nearest jail or prison. The numbers don’t lie. There are EXTREME racial disparities within our criminal justice system. While people of color only make up about 30% of our population, they account for over 60% of inmates. How many white men are incarcerated? Less than 1 in 100. How many black men? 1 in 15. In fact, 1 in 3 black men can expect to go to prison in their lifetimes. One third of fucking black dudes can expect to end up behind bars at some point. What the shit? So how can this be? What is the reason for these crazy statistics?

Well. Either you think that people of color are just more predisposed to crime, that there is something just inherently wrong with them, which does in fact mean that you’re a damned racist, OR you have to admit that there MUST be something wrong with the system itself. The system must benefit whites. Whites must be privileged.

Now, by all means, try to make an argument against those numbers. Try to explain them away as something other than what they are, which would be the result of historic and continuing systemic racism against people of color. Give it a shot. Talk to me about affirmative action and how it makes your white life so unfairly difficult, without doing any research on the hiring practices and socio-economic issues which made and still make affirmative action programs necessary. Regale me with your completely unbiased tales about how the war on drugs isn’t really just a war on race. Tell me, oh, it’s not about race, it’s about money. More poor people end up in prison, and black people in America just so happen to, completely randomly by chance and nothing more, be poor in higher ratios than white people (26% blacks vs 10% whites), and that’s why there’s more black people in prison. Hmm. Okay. But those poverty numbers don’t exist in a vacuum either. Why, if that is your argument, are more black people poor? Is it because they’re just simply not as good at making money, because they’re naturally lazy, or dumb, or whatever racist fucking thing you want to say, although I suggest you don’t say it to me in person because I’ll punch your sternum through your spine, OR, are black Americans at greater risk for being poor because of a complicated system of social and economic factors that basically amount to the fact that we once exploited them as fucking slave labor, and the effects of that don’t disappear overnight, and our society remains racist as fucking fuck? I mean, black people weren’t even guaranteed the right to vote until 1965. There are congressmen STILL SERVING who were voted in to their positions before black people were allowed to vote. I’m not saying that they’re responsible for racist policies, I’m just stating a possibly pertinent tidbit of fact. We went to war with Britain over a minuscule tax on tea because we weren’t properly represented in British parliament when it came time to make the tea taxing decision.  And yet we wonder why movements like Black Lives Matter have such anger and vitriol over something minor like hundreds of years of oppression.

If you’re white, and you really believe that your whiteness doesn’t contribute in ANY WAY to your privilege in our society, then you’ve clearly never been pulled over just for DWB. Your parents have never had to have “the talk” with you about law enforcement. If you’re white, and you don’t understand why passionate movements like Black Lives Matter exist, then you clearly really don’t think black lives matter.

It’s like the All Bones Matter meme from twitter. Disagreeing with Black Lives Matter and countering with All Lives Matter is like having a broken fucking arm, and saying wait, All Bones Matter! Yeah, all bones matter, but MAYBE WE SHOULD FOCUS ON THE FUCKING BROKEN ARM RIGHT NOW.

I don’t know how else to say this. I’m white. I certainly don’t feel guilty for being white. I love being white. It’s pretty awesome.I just think that too many white people are hearing their black friends and neighbors say hey, something’s fishy here, something’s not right, and instead of listening to them, they’re going nope, your experiences are invalid, you’re wrong, shut up, shut up, shut up.

You can be white and experience various disadvantages. You can be black, and experience various advantages. Hell, you can even be a gun-toting, fiscally conservative, pro-law enforcement, pro-military, pro-women, pro-LGBT, pro-choice, pro-People of Color, white, middle class, mother fucking Champ from Connecticut who admits that one of his many privileges is white privilege because he’s not a racist dingbat. Life is complicated like that. Simply put, at the end of the day, your whiteness is more likely to be an advantage, and your blackness a disadvantage, in the fucked up, mixed up, muddled up world we live in here in America. That’s called white privilege.



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4 Responses to So you’re saying you’re a racist.

  1. jonolan says:

    You’re argument is spurious because it assumes the postulated that Black incarceration rates aren’t directly related to Black criminality. Consider their plight to be an earned disadvantage. Consider also that almost everything, aside from some physical characteristics, is actually the privilege of being normal, being part of the statistical norm and/or abiding by those norms.

    • Max T Kramer says:

      Don’t be willfully obtuse. POC incarceration rates ARE related to prosecuted crimes. I’m not saying that the crime doesn’t actually happen. My argument is that either you think crime by black people is proportionally higher than crime by white people because black people as a race are in some way different or deficient, ie you think that whiteness in some way = superior, ie you’re racist OR you realize that there are extenuating reasons for the higher level of prosecuted crime among black communities, reasons which for the most part, white communities are privileged enough to avoid….because, you know, that’s what white privilege is.

      • jonolan says:

        Ah yes, the normal anti-White false choice. You’re either racist or privileged.

        How about the rates are because Blacks are vastly more likely to engage in criminal behavior for reasons of circumstance that has become culture in many cases, i.e., being poor and urban?

        Of course, you’re going to claim that such circumstance are examples of White Privilege. Yet, most of their poverty is their own fault as it is their choice for the most part these days to continue to live in urban environments.

        So no, I don’t think crime by black people is proportionally higher than crime by white people because black people as a race are in some way different or deficient. I do think that Blacks as a culture so though, and it’s a culture they built for themselves over just the last 70 years or so.

  2. Max T Kramer says:

    Thank you for continuing the discussion, I appreciate the opportunity to elaborate more. I don’t believe that urban poor choose to remain in that environment. If they could get out of that situation, they would. The issue is that before the end of World War II, pretty much everybody but farmers lived in cities. It wasn’t until we built the post war highway system and personal cars became prevalent that suburbs became a viable way to live. Who do you think were able to obtain mortgages to buy homes in those first suburban communities in the 1940’s and 50’s? Black Families? no no no. So now we have two diverging paths. The highway system spread everything out, be it homes, factories, schools, other places of employment etc. White people, better treated by the banks of the time, could get loans to buy homes and cars where people of color could not. The homes allowed the newly suburban white folk to build equity and credit, and the cars allowed them to commute to jobs inaccessible to urban poor who remained stuck in their immediate metropolitan areas. That credit and equity could then be leveraged into securing student loans so their children could go to college, and subsequently get jobs in a changing economic environment. Wealth begets wealth. The rich get richer. Nobody can argue that the post war economic boom of the 1950’s didn’t benefit white people more than black people. It was a very bad time to be black in America. On the other path, you have the urban poor, who because they couldn’t escape the cities like their white neighbors were doing at the time, were stuck in their decaying urban environments, like Detroit for example, where, once the local manufacturing jobs or factories or mills or whatever closed down because of outsourcing and overseas competition, they lost their oftentimes sole avenue for steady income. That lead to poverty, that lead to drugs, that lead to crime and violence. The poor got poorer. Not because the thug life is so enticing, but because 70 years ago, as you put it, they were starting from a vastly unequal level of equity, and the ramifications of that last a long time.

    I’m not anti-white, and I’m not apologetic about my whiteness. I love being white. It’s easy to be white. All i’m saying is that I recognize that not being white produces certain barriers in our society. Is that really so hard to accept? Especially when non-whites, the exact people who would know best, are saying that those barriers are real. When that is the case, why is your response to say, “no, those barriers aren’t real”, instead of, “okay, how can I help?”

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