Author Archives: Max T Kramer
Five Years ain’t That Bad
Today would have been Wife Kay, aka Mistress Kay, aka the Mighty Sa and my 5th wedding anniversary. Would have been. For those of you who don’t know either of us well, but have witnessed our relationship through the filter … Continue reading
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Tagged abomination, anniversary, cardiac arrest, lich, love, monstrosity, wedding
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Wherein the author has been a father for one year.
Tomorrow, May 2nd, is Zephyr Kay’s first birthday. For twelve long months, Mistress Kay and I have kept the tiny parasite shown above alive, sacrificing our life force to the vampiric entity that is our daughter. You think I jest? … Continue reading
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Tagged daughter, daycare, fatherhood, first birthday, humor, parenthood
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July 4th, 2022.
I really wish this could be a celebratory post. It isn’t. Continue reading
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Tagged 4th of july, abortions, freedom, roe vs wade, supreme court, usa, women
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Modern Communication: A texting etiquette primer for Boomers…
Boomers have a problem. Technically, boomers have a lot of problems, like their misplaced pride, regressive values, and frail, saggy, liver-spotted bodies scaring children and gentle ladies of sensitive constitution, but the specific problem I refer to is their inability … Continue reading
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Tagged boomers, communication, email, humor, millennials, phone, text
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Happy Birthday to Me.
“But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders.” – Charles Darwin, 1861 I am 36 today. Technically, yesterday was my birthday, but I can never remember exactly what … Continue reading
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Tagged aging, anxiety, birthday, charles darwin, covid, depression, hope, writing
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Max Kramer 