Tag Archives: parenthood
Wherein the author has been a father for one year.
Tomorrow, May 2nd, is Zephyr Kay’s first birthday. For twelve long months, Mistress Kay and I have kept the tiny parasite shown above alive, sacrificing our life force to the vampiric entity that is our daughter. You think I jest? … Continue reading
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Tagged daughter, daycare, fatherhood, first birthday, humor, parenthood
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Congratulations, you’re a crappy parent.
So you’ve had a son or daughter and, as if that weren’t a bad enough mistake, you’ve decided to actually raise said child. Yourself. Even though you are clearly unqualified. Even though, literally anybody would do a better job. Even though you were … Continue reading
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Tagged children, government debt, government shutdown, humor, parenthood
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Max Kramer 