Category Archives: Max’s Journal
U-S-A? More like U-S-Gay!
It’s easy to be an American. All you need to do is be rich, and loud, and willfully ignorant of basic math and science. It’s also easy to be embarrassed to be an American. Because we’re rich, and loud, and … Continue reading
A mad Max reviews Mad Max
Mistress Kay and I recently saw the newest installment in the Mad Max film franchise, Mad Max: Fury Road. Being the socially conscious feminist crusader that she is, Mistress had a lot to say about the movie, most of it … Continue reading
On Dreams
I don’t have nightmares. It is my understanding that nightmares are unpleasant, and since it is good sense to avoid things that are unpleasant, it naturally follows that I would therefore choose to avoid nightmares. Mistress, on the other hand, has terrible … Continue reading
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Here’s a thing for you to read
I don’t post much of my actual fiction to this blog, for various reasons, not the least of which is that i’m still not fully certain that any of you savages can actually read, so what’s the point really. Additionally, … Continue reading
Wherein I gain and lose a sheikdom
It began as an impossible dream, a desire to display my modest winter beard to the greatest purveyors of facial pubage in all the lands of men, the wise and whiskered beardmen of Arabia. Unfortunately, as a white American male, my safe travel … Continue reading
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