Category Archives: Max’s Journal

What’s happening in the life of Max? Whether daily minutiae, weekly updates, or monthly recaps, these entries can keep you up to date with all the pertinent information regarding my ongoing andventures!

Wherein the author has been a father for one year.

Posted on May 1, 2023 by Max T Kramer

Tomorrow, May 2nd, is Zephyr Kay’s first birthday. For twelve long months, Mistress Kay and I have kept the tiny parasite shown above alive, sacrificing our life force to the vampiric entity that is our daughter. You think I jest? … Continue reading →

Posted in Max's Journal | Tagged daughter, daycare, fatherhood, first birthday, humor, parenthood | Leave a comment

July 4th, 2022.

Posted on July 4, 2022 by Max T Kramer

I really wish this could be a celebratory post. It isn’t. Continue reading →

Posted in Max's Journal | Tagged 4th of july, abortions, freedom, roe vs wade, supreme court, usa, women | Leave a comment

Modern Communication: A texting etiquette primer for Boomers…

Posted on February 26, 2022 by Max T Kramer

Boomers have a problem. Technically, boomers have a lot of problems, like their misplaced pride, regressive values, and frail, saggy, liver-spotted bodies scaring children and gentle ladies of sensitive constitution, but the specific problem I refer to is their inability … Continue reading →

Posted in Max's Journal | Tagged boomers, communication, email, humor, millennials, phone, text | 1 Comment

Happy Birthday to Me.

Posted on November 3, 2021 by Max T Kramer

“But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders.” – Charles Darwin, 1861 I am 36 today. Technically, yesterday was my birthday, but I can never remember exactly what … Continue reading →

Posted in Max's Journal | Tagged aging, anxiety, birthday, charles darwin, covid, depression, hope, writing | Leave a comment

Liberal opinions v. Conservative opinions on important issues, based entirely on things I’ve heard from my most obnoxious liberal and conservative friends.

Posted on February 21, 2021 by Max T Kramer

When I was a young warthog, my knowledge of the United States’ political system was, perhaps forgivably, quite limited. Since my mushy, porridge-like grade-schooler brain mostly just contained incorrect facts about dinosaurs and schemes to steal Pogs from my friends … Continue reading →

Posted in Max's Journal | Tagged conservative, cost of living, education, healthcare, liberal, political philosphy, political platform, politics, wages | Leave a comment