Tag Archives: humor
Wherein I visit a strip club on a Wednesday
Lounges, Cabarets, Gentleman’s Clubs, Titty Bars. Whatever you want to call them, I am familiar with strip clubs. This is not to say that I’m a pervy weirdo who enjoys spending his money ogling under-dressed young women who have made dubious … Continue reading
What is Love? (baby don’t hurt me)
When I was young, I was dumb as a box of cocks. I often confused love with irresistible lust. I thought love was wanting someone so badly that it caused physical pain. I thought love was seeing the world burst with … Continue reading
On Dreams
I don’t have nightmares. It is my understanding that nightmares are unpleasant, and since it is good sense to avoid things that are unpleasant, it naturally follows that I would therefore choose to avoid nightmares. Mistress, on the other hand, has terrible … Continue reading
Here’s a thing for you to read
I don’t post much of my actual fiction to this blog, for various reasons, not the least of which is that i’m still not fully certain that any of you savages can actually read, so what’s the point really. Additionally, … Continue reading
Wherein I gain and lose a sheikdom
It began as an impossible dream, a desire to display my modest winter beard to the greatest purveyors of facial pubage in all the lands of men, the wise and whiskered beardmen of Arabia. Unfortunately, as a white American male, my safe travel … Continue reading