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Strange Christmas Traditions Explained

Ah, Christmas. Such a magical, wondrous, contradictory season. When it comes to poorly explained, nonsensical, and confusing traditions, no other holiday comes close to competing with the juggernaut of Strange that is Christmas. Think about it. Take your time. Let’s face it, you’ve … Continue reading

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Dear Religious people, please shut up.

If you’re Jewish, you can’t eat delicious pork. If you’re Hindu, you can’t eat glorious beef. If you’re Muslim, you can’t take a joke. If you’re Christian, you can’t have sex without feeling guilty. Allow me to adjust the emphasis with … Continue reading

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