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Why joint Facebook accounts are Dumb and not even Cool.

If you’re over 200 years old, and you’ve been married to your spouse for so long that you were already a couple when Otto von Bismarck was chancellor of Germany, and you have the combined computer knowledge of a penicillin fungi, a … Continue reading

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I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but nobody likes selfies.

I’m upset America. It’s the fourth of July, the sixth most American holiday in the history of man. I should be spending my time having freedom sex on top of a pile of money and double bacon cheeseburgers, or riding … Continue reading

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Hurricane Irene killed me.

Sunday, August 28th 2011. The day I died. I mean, I must have, right? The hurricane Irene was so very bad. Honestly, I’m a little confused. It must have been very traumatic to die, it’s got me all mixed up. … Continue reading

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