Tag Archives: family
Wherein Max Tyson turns 40.
Well, I just celebrated another birthday. It is therefore time for my annual state of the Max address. Especially because this one was a milestone. I just turned Forty. Four Oh. More like Four Oh No. Statistically speaking, I am … Continue reading
Pilgrim Granny and the Legend of Tiny Town
Gaze in wonder upon the mystery and glory that is my Grandma. Some may say that this photograph is proof that eventually, all old people end up looking exactly the same, regardless of race or sex or gender, before eventually … Continue reading
Sweatpants Farts and other Thanksgiving Traditions
The monday after Thanksgiving is always hard. Holiday weekends last just long enough for you to remember that you once had hopes and dreams, but not nearly long enough to heal the empty abyss created when you sold your soul for dental … Continue reading