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My Girlfriend: The Worst Person I Know

I often feel the need to tell my girlfriend “I love you”, and her response is invariably a surprised and incredulous, “why!?”. She has a point. My girlfriend is a terrible person. She was a terrible person when I met … Continue reading

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25 year old man seeking babysitter…for 25 year old man.

I should never be left alone for extended periods of time. Not because I get lonely, or scared. I don’t. I should never be left alone because I have entirely too much fun. You know the child on the crime drama … Continue reading

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