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My Girlfriend: The Worst Person I Know

Posted on September 14, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I often feel the need to tell my girlfriend “I love you”, and her response is invariably a surprised and incredulous, “why!?”. She has a point. My girlfriend is a terrible person. She was a terrible person when I met … Continue reading →

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Sports Fans – The world’s greatest evil

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Max T Kramer

What do a pedophile, a serial killer, and a horse have in common? They are all terrible people. Do you know what the worst type of person is though? The monstrous deviant for whom the deepest darkest pits of hell … Continue reading →

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25 year old man seeking babysitter…for 25 year old man.

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I should never be left alone for extended periods of time. Not because I get lonely, or scared. I don’t. I should never be left alone because I have entirely too much fun. You know the child on the crime drama … Continue reading →

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Decrepi’tude

Posted on May 7, 2011 by Max T Kramer

Yes, I have repurposed an already existing word and given it a glorious new meaning. Decrepitude is the quality or condition of being weakened, worn out, impaired, or broken down by old age, illness, or hard use. Decrepi’tude however is … Continue reading →

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Feminism, and other synonyms for wrong

Posted on April 30, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I earned a lot of good will with my last post about reading. I think the honesty it contained was touching for a lot of people. Even my girlfriend Marissa Kay complemented me on it, and as a general rule, … Continue reading →

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