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Wherein Max Tyson turns 40.
Well, I just celebrated another birthday. It is therefore time for my annual state of the Max address. Especially because this one was a milestone. I just turned Forty. Four Oh. More like Four Oh No. Statistically speaking, I am … Continue reading
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Tagged 40, birthday, existential dread, family, getting older, growing up, humor, Life, midlife, midlife crisis, millennial
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Wherein a Reunion is Attended
Last Saturday night was my 20-year high school reunion. They’re not cool anymore so I didn’t attend. The end. Just kidding, of course I went. Why wouldn’t I? I had a lot of friends that I cared deeply for when … Continue reading
The Male Loneliness Epidemic, or Dadding in the Newish Millennium
It was Gavin Rossdale of the British rock band Bush who somewhat presciently penned the lyrics “I’m never alone, I’m alone all the time” as the start of the second verse of their hit song Glycerine (the fourth single from … Continue reading
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Tagged dads, fatherhood, humor, loneliness, parenthood, village
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Wherein the author has been a father for one year.
Tomorrow, May 2nd, is Zephyr Kay’s first birthday. For twelve long months, Mistress Kay and I have kept the tiny parasite shown above alive, sacrificing our life force to the vampiric entity that is our daughter. You think I jest? … Continue reading
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Tagged daughter, daycare, fatherhood, first birthday, humor, parenthood
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Modern Communication: A texting etiquette primer for Boomers…
Boomers have a problem. Technically, boomers have a lot of problems, like their misplaced pride, regressive values, and frail, saggy, liver-spotted bodies scaring children and gentle ladies of sensitive constitution, but the specific problem I refer to is their inability … Continue reading
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Tagged boomers, communication, email, humor, millennials, phone, text
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Max Kramer 