Tag Archives: parenthood
The Male Loneliness Epidemic, or Dadding in the Newish Millennium
It was Gavin Rossdale of the British rock band Bush who somewhat presciently penned the lyrics “I’m never alone, I’m alone all the time” as the start of the second verse of their hit song Glycerine (the fourth single from … Continue reading
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Tagged dads, fatherhood, humor, loneliness, parenthood, village
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Wherein the author has been a father for one year.
Tomorrow, May 2nd, is Zephyr Kay’s first birthday. For twelve long months, Mistress Kay and I have kept the tiny parasite shown above alive, sacrificing our life force to the vampiric entity that is our daughter. You think I jest? … Continue reading
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Tagged daughter, daycare, fatherhood, first birthday, humor, parenthood
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Congratulations, you’re a crappy parent.
So you’ve had a son or daughter and, as if that weren’t a bad enough mistake, you’ve decided to actually raise said child. Yourself. Even though you are clearly unqualified. Even though, literally anybody would do a better job. Even though you were … Continue reading
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Tagged children, government debt, government shutdown, humor, parenthood
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Max Kramer 