Tag Archives: children
To dad, or not to dad?
Father’s day is coming soon. Let’s talk about fatherhood. My entire website is a nearly even mix of entertaining lies and uncomfortable truths. This post will mostly be the latter. I don’t know if I want to be a dad. … Continue reading
Weddings, and what comes after.
As you may or may not be aware, two months ago Mistress Kay allowed me to upgrade her to Wife Kay, because she is a foolish, foolish woman who makes questionable life choices (thank the gods). In the days and … Continue reading
Congratulations, you’re a crappy parent.
So you’ve had a son or daughter and, as if that weren’t a bad enough mistake, you’ve decided to actually raise said child. Yourself. Even though you are clearly unqualified. Even though, literally anybody would do a better job. Even though you were … Continue reading
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