Tag Archives: vacation
The Legend of Florida Man aka Our Trip to Miami Beach
It began, as these things often do, with a birthday party. The party in question was two weekends ago, for my thousand year old grandmomma. Full disclosure, I had mixed feelings about going to the party, mainly because we had celebrated Mistress’ … Continue reading
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Tagged Alligator, Florida, Florida Man, humor, Miami, Miami beach, Party, South Beach, vacation
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What I did when I visited South Africa
I don’t usually treat this blog like a diary, because I’m not a 13 year old girl, and my life is boring and ordinary, and I doubt anybody wants to read about the crap I do, but today I’m going to make … Continue reading
Farting in the desert
If you rip ass in the desert, does it make a sound? …Yup. Before we moved to Connecticut and sold our souls for money and unhappiness, Mistress and I used to live in Bend, Oregon which, if you’re not familiar … Continue reading
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