Author Archives: Max T Kramer
Take a Knee
This isn’t supposed to be a political blog. My intent has always been just to tell jokes and talk about spaceships and shit. I lasted thirty years without having the slightest interest in politics, and I could have easily gone … Continue reading
On North Korea
I am a creature of routine. I prefer eating the same things at the same times for days on end. You could set your watch to the regular motions of my bowels. I have a set sleep schedule, from which … Continue reading
Everybody likes an eBook sale!
Everyone will (HOPEFULLY) be happy to know that I’ve been plugging away on my next book, The Night Ripper, and as I draw closer to completing it, i’ll periodically be releasing some FREE short stories set in the same universe … Continue reading
Life, Death, and the Paris Climate Agreement
I post something to this site roughly once a month, and for the most part I try to keep those posts light, you know, something sexy and hilarious, just like me. Sometimes however, I feel compelled to drop some real … Continue reading
The Legend of Florida Man aka Our Trip to Miami Beach
It began, as these things often do, with a birthday party. The party in question was two weekends ago, for my thousand year old grandmomma. Full disclosure, I had mixed feelings about going to the party, mainly because we had celebrated Mistress’ … Continue reading