Category Archives: Max’s Journal

What’s happening in the life of Max? Whether daily minutiae, weekly updates, or monthly recaps, these entries can keep you up to date with all the pertinent information regarding my ongoing andventures!

Where am I!?

It has been over a minute and a half since my last post. Shameful. Churlish. Warranted? The thing is, I haven’t been posting, not because I dislike you and want by my absence to make your lives a meaningless hell … Continue reading

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What the Hell, America?

I wish this article from The Onion, a satirical (that means fake) news website wasn’t so on point. Because right now I’m wondering when and where is the next mass school shooting going to take place? OBVIOUSLY, it’s going to happen … Continue reading

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Pilgrim Granny and the Legend of Tiny Town

Gaze in wonder upon the mystery and glory that is my Grandma. Some may say that this photograph is proof that eventually, all old people end up looking exactly the same, regardless of race or sex or gender, before eventually … Continue reading

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Take a Knee

This isn’t supposed to be a political blog. My intent has always been just to tell jokes and talk about spaceships and shit. I lasted thirty years without having the slightest interest in politics, and I could have easily gone … Continue reading

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On North Korea

I am a creature of routine. I prefer eating the same things at the same times for days on end. You could set your watch to the regular motions of my bowels. I have a set sleep schedule, from which … Continue reading

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