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What happened to you snow? You used to be cool.

I mean, technically you’re still cool. You’re frozen water. But, y’know…you’re not awesome anymore. It’s snowing where I live. What a pain in the ass. I hate it, and I hate that I hate it. Snow used to be pure … Continue reading

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It was election day. You voted, right?

I am a proud American citizen. I don’t vote. I don’t vote, because what’s the point? The system is broken. The system is broken, and it’s the type of broken that voting can’t fix.  Let me clarify. I vote on … Continue reading

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The 7 people you meet working in an office

So you work in an office. Congratulations, you’ve made a series of poor decisions with your life. Really though, things could be worse. You’ve got your cubicle, full of knick-knacks and paddy-whacks. You’ve got your cat calendar. You’ve got your … Continue reading

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Obligatory story about my dad since it was Father’s day

Christmas, 1995. Presents had been opened. Dinner had been consumed. My sisters were squabbling over the last few holiday cookies. Mom was pretending to both appreciate and be surprised by the shitty macaroni sculptures we had made her, with her help, for … Continue reading

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True Fiction

Fiction, by definition, deals with information or events that are not factual. It is imaginary. Made up. Unreal. Ironically, the best fiction is successful entirely because it feels real. You don’t need flowery language to create an entertaining story. You don’t need … Continue reading

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