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It’s been a shitty year
Who are we? Are we our bodies? Are we our minds? Are we a discrete and singular entity, bound to a specific time and place, or are we instead our legacy, the summation of all of our actions and the … Continue reading
What happened to you snow? You used to be cool.
I mean, technically you’re still cool. You’re frozen water. But, y’know…you’re not awesome anymore. It’s snowing where I live. What a pain in the ass. I hate it, and I hate that I hate it. Snow used to be pure … Continue reading
It was election day. You voted, right?
I am a proud American citizen. I don’t vote. I don’t vote, because what’s the point? The system is broken. The system is broken, and it’s the type of broken that voting can’t fix. Let me clarify. I vote on … Continue reading
The 7 people you meet working in an office
So you work in an office. Congratulations, you’ve made a series of poor decisions with your life. Really though, things could be worse. You’ve got your cubicle, full of knick-knacks and paddy-whacks. You’ve got your cat calendar. You’ve got your … Continue reading
Obligatory story about my dad since it was Father’s day
Christmas, 1995. Presents had been opened. Dinner had been consumed. My sisters were squabbling over the last few holiday cookies. Mom was pretending to both appreciate and be surprised by the shitty macaroni sculptures we had made her, with her help, for … Continue reading