Tag Archives: bathroom

Does your cat pee in the toilet? MINE DOES.

We have a cat. I’m not proud of this fact, and it is not one I generally broadcast, but at the risk of seeming like a weirdo, I want to tell you something about him. His name is MiniTruck III, … Continue reading

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Bar Pooper: The most pitiful man in all the land

I am currently playing the surprisingly popular form of Russian Roulette commonly referred to as eating a hot-pocket. (Philly Cheesesteak style). There is nothing more thrilling than choking down a nutritionless salt-bomb with a dry flaky crust made out of tractor-trailer brake … Continue reading

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