Tag Archives: Animals
It’s 2012, why am I still alive?
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! I held my breath, and did another count down, this one in my head. After about 30 seconds, I gave up with a sigh, and focused entirely on making sweet lip love with Mistress. It looks like … Continue reading
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Does your cat pee in the toilet? MINE DOES.
We have a cat. I’m not proud of this fact, and it is not one I generally broadcast, but at the risk of seeming like a weirdo, I want to tell you something about him. His name is MiniTruck III, … Continue reading
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Animals is food
I would appreciate if someone could give me a rational explanation for the existence of pets. There are many reasons why owning certain animals can be beneficial. Potentially, they can produce a valuable product, like wool, or milk. Possibly, they … Continue reading
Posted in Max's Journal Tagged Animals, food, funny, inapproriate, pets, value 1 Comment