Tag Archives: humor

Farting in the desert

If you rip ass in the desert, does it make a sound? …Yup. Before we moved to Connecticut and sold our souls for money and unhappiness, Mistress and I used to live in Bend, Oregon which, if you’re not familiar … Continue reading

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I love reading. I hate myself when I read.

Every day on my way home from work I pass the local library, and every day I do my best to resist the urge to go in and browse. “But Y?” you axe, “reading is gud!” True. Reading is “gud”. … Continue reading

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Teachers: more heroic than Jesus? According to teachers…yes.

I don’t know about you, but I have a lot of close friends and family members who are teachers in various levels of academia from pre-k into the university, and the one binding characteristic between them all is they love … Continue reading

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The 7 people you meet working in an office

So you work in an office. Congratulations, you’ve made a series of poor decisions with your life. Really though, things could be worse. You’ve got your cubicle, full of knick-knacks and paddy-whacks. You’ve got your cat calendar. You’ve got your … Continue reading

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I lift things up and put them down

I work out. I don’t enjoy it. The fluorescent lights in the gym hurt my eyes, naked old dudes with pendulous nads are always hanging out for unecessarily long periods of time in the locker room, the Indian guy on the elliptical with the … Continue reading

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