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Teachers: more heroic than Jesus? According to teachers…yes.

I don’t know about you, but I have a lot of close friends and family members who are teachers in various levels of academia from pre-k into the university, and the one binding characteristic between them all is they love … Continue reading

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Max Tyson P.I. and the mystery of the Oriental Massage

“Is it a whorehouse?” This is the question I have been asked nearly every day for the past few months, without fail. The reason being, a new business has taken up residence in the mini-mall across the street from my work, in … Continue reading

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Animals is food

I would appreciate if someone could give me a rational explanation for the existence of pets. There are many reasons why owning certain animals can be beneficial. Potentially, they can produce a valuable product, like wool, or milk. Possibly, they … Continue reading

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Superbowl XLVI: Us Versus THEM

I had the poor luck of working last night, while most everyone else were home eating buffalo and beer flavored treats, so this morning as I held court in the poo-poo palace, sitting on my porcelain throne, I thought to catch up … Continue reading

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Wherein I discuss Hipsters and why they are so not Deck

God I hate hipsters so much. Everything they stand for is a piece of crap, and they are all richly deserving of a slow and ironic death. They didn’t always bother me so much, mostly because I had no interaction … Continue reading

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Spartacocks: Blood and Sand (and cocks)

I just spent roughly the last 13 hours of my life watching the first season of the Starz original TV show Spartacus: Blood and Sand, an endeavor that came about indirectly through Marissa’s purchase of a Wi-Fi adapter for her … Continue reading

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Snowed In!

I did a lot with my snow day. I ate chili and hot dogs. I shovelled the driveway. I watched Star Wars V, The Empire Strikes Back. I showered. And I wrote this. Use it wisely my loves. It just … Continue reading

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