Tag Archives: humor
My body aches, from mistakes
I’m 27 now. A rough 27. An old 27. A ridden hard and put away wet 27. To anybody thinking about getting older, I don’t recommend it. My body feels different. I don’t think i’m growing up anymore. I think … Continue reading
Dear Future President of the United States,
Go to the website http://www.usdebtclock.org, and stare at it until your eyes bleed. Currently the total US debt exceeds 58 TRILLION dollars. Do you know how many dollars a trillion dollars is? Infinity dollars. This year, US federal tax revenue was something … Continue reading
Dear Religious people, please shut up.
If you’re Jewish, you can’t eat delicious pork. If you’re Hindu, you can’t eat glorious beef. If you’re Muslim, you can’t take a joke. If you’re Christian, you can’t have sex without feeling guilty. Allow me to adjust the emphasis with … Continue reading
Do men objectify women? Of course we do!
Mistress Kay is so…so angry. She is sick and tired of being objectified by insensitive guys every time she goes out in public. They stare, and they flirt, and they make crude remarks. She shouldn’t have to feel uncomfortable or unsafe … Continue reading
How to make work bearable.
I work for a fortune 100 company. I am not on the board of directors. I am, however, often bored. Growing up, I never considered myself the kind of person who would thrive in a corporate environment. I thought that because I enjoyed … Continue reading
Max Kramer 