Tag Archives: humor
Why the funk do we go to the beach?
I live in Connecticut. Connecticut is not known for its beaches. Connecticut is not known for its beaches because its beaches are crap. Literally, they are made out of feces. Feces, broken Heineken bottles, and merman cum. Our “ocean” is actually the toxic sludge of … Continue reading
Obligatory story about my dad since it was Father’s day
Christmas, 1995. Presents had been opened. Dinner had been consumed. My sisters were squabbling over the last few holiday cookies. Mom was pretending to both appreciate and be surprised by the shitty macaroni sculptures we had made her, with her help, for … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas, Dad, death, father's day, humor, pranks
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Beards are Awesome.
There are very few irrefutable truths to be found in this ever changing world. Fast food tastes better when you’re drunk. Taco Bell WILL give you explosive bloody diarrhea. Dogs and Hobos have fleas. Jesus was a vampire. The show Ancient Aliens … Continue reading
My friends never let me play with them
Maybe it’s my bad attitude. Maybe it’s because I cheat. Probably it’s because of my penchant for turning even the most peaceful activities violent. Like puzzles. Dangerous games, puzzles. Whatever the reason, the fact remains that when my friends are … Continue reading
Smartphone Apocalypse
The world is ending without a bang. Without even a whimper. The world is ending with the annoying chirp of angry birds, and the…whatever other sounds smartphones make. The world is ending, and most people haven’t even noticed. They’re too busy obsessively pininteresting or posting status … Continue reading
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Tagged apocalypse, forever alone meme, humor, iphone, loneliness, smartphone
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