Tag Archives: apocalypse
There was a Zombie outbreak in MA this weekend. I died.
I sprinted around the bend in the trail as fast as I could go, the chilling moans of the zombies I had just avoided giving my bruised and battered legs barely enough strength to keep from collapsing beneath me. This was it, the … Continue reading
The world is ending without a bang. Without even a whimper. The world is ending with the annoying chirp of angry birds, and the…whatever other sounds smartphones make. The world is ending, and most people haven’t even noticed. They’re too busy obsessively pininteresting or posting status … Continue reading
It’s 2012, why am I still alive?
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! I held my breath, and did another count down, this one in my head. After about 30 seconds, I gave up with a sigh, and focused entirely on making sweet lip love with Mistress. It looks like … Continue reading
The End of the World, and why it can’t come soon enough
Humanity, as a unit (haha unit), is in a weird place. Due to the cumulative efforts of our ancestors over the last few millenia (or several hundred years if you’re one of those creationist trolls) (You know, the “And on … Continue reading