Tag Archives: humor
What happened to you snow? You used to be cool.
I mean, technically you’re still cool. You’re frozen water. But, y’know…you’re not awesome anymore. It’s snowing where I live. What a pain in the ass. I hate it, and I hate that I hate it. Snow used to be pure … Continue reading
Is Santa Claus a God?
What came first? Man? Or his Gods? Most religions would have you accept an origin myth where a God or Gods have always existed since the beginning of beginnings, and then, whether through design, or desire, or hideous accident, at some … Continue reading
The true meaning of Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I know it occurred over a week ago, and I should have talked about it earlier than this, but whatever, I’m a busy man. If you’re disgruntled by that, lick my taint. If you remain … Continue reading
It was election day. You voted, right?
I am a proud American citizen. I don’t vote. I don’t vote, because what’s the point? The system is broken. The system is broken, and it’s the type of broken that voting can’t fix. Let me clarify. I vote on … Continue reading
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Tesla was a nerd. You’re just someone who watched Star Wars twice.
Hey, you know Nikola Tesla? The genius contemporary of Thomas Edison who won like a billion patents because he was a genius, and died broke and alone because he was a fucking weirdo? HE was a nerd. You’re not. It’s … Continue reading
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