Author Archives: Max T Kramer
Maybe we should be vegetarians
I hate to be the one to tell you this America but…we eat too much meat. With typical western decadence, we’ve taken a good thing: Meat, and completely crossed the line with it. Don’t get me wrong. I like meat … Continue reading
What do you want to do with your life, and other embarrassing questions
Maybe i’m in a deep philosophical debate with an old friend. Maybe I’m trying too hard to talk to a cute girl at the bar. Maybe I’m chatting with a cactus in New Mexico while high on peyote. It doesn’t matter. … Continue reading
10 reasons why camping is the worst
If the popularity of horrible websites like Buzzfeed has taught me anything, it’s that the secret formula to internet success is: Phase 1 – make a list. Phase 2- ?????. Phase 3 – Profit. The fact is, stupid people will … Continue reading
Boys: The New Girls?
Those damn feminists are at it again. In typical selfish womanly fashion, they’ve decided to redress perceived social inequalities, not by improving themselves to a point where they actually deserve to be treated like actual human beings, but by undermining … Continue reading
I’m a straight rich white guy. My life is tough.
First of all, Happy New Year to you. With the mighty Krampus still bafflingly absent, and the Mayans once again proving themselves terrible at armageddical mathematics, I trust that your holiday season was as devastatingly peaceful and pleasant as mine. … Continue reading
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Tagged equality, homophobia, humor, racism, sexism, white priviledge
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