Author Archives: Max T Kramer
Strange Christmas Traditions Explained
Ah, Christmas. Such a magical, wondrous, contradictory season. When it comes to poorly explained, nonsensical, and confusing traditions, no other holiday comes close to competing with the juggernaut of Strange that is Christmas. Think about it. Take your time. Let’s face it, you’ve … Continue reading
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Tagged christian, Christmas, humor, Krampus, Santa, traditions
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What I did when I visited South Africa
I don’t usually treat this blog like a diary, because I’m not a 13 year old girl, and my life is boring and ordinary, and I doubt anybody wants to read about the crap I do, but today I’m going to make … Continue reading
The cure for divorce.
9 out of 10 experts agree, marriage is the leading cause of divorce. I’m the tenth expert. I kind of disagree. Sure, marriage is the only cause of divorce, but that’s just because we’re doing marriage wrong. Before I state my … Continue reading
Congratulations, you’re a crappy parent.
So you’ve had a son or daughter and, as if that weren’t a bad enough mistake, you’ve decided to actually raise said child. Yourself. Even though you are clearly unqualified. Even though, literally anybody would do a better job. Even though you were … Continue reading
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Tagged children, government debt, government shutdown, humor, parenthood
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Farting in the desert
If you rip ass in the desert, does it make a sound? …Yup. Before we moved to Connecticut and sold our souls for money and unhappiness, Mistress and I used to live in Bend, Oregon which, if you’re not familiar … Continue reading
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