Author Archives: Max T Kramer
Beards are Awesome.
There are very few irrefutable truths to be found in this ever changing world. Fast food tastes better when you’re drunk. Taco Bell WILL give you explosive bloody diarrhea. Dogs and Hobos have fleas. Jesus was a vampire. The show Ancient Aliens … Continue reading
There was a Zombie outbreak in MA this weekend. I died.
I sprinted around the bend in the trail as fast as I could go, the chilling moans of the zombies I had just avoided giving my bruised and battered legs barely enough strength to keep from collapsing beneath me. This was it, the … Continue reading
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Tagged 5K, apocalypse, mud, race, run for your lives, zombie
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My friends never let me play with them
Maybe it’s my bad attitude. Maybe it’s because I cheat. Probably it’s because of my penchant for turning even the most peaceful activities violent. Like puzzles. Dangerous games, puzzles. Whatever the reason, the fact remains that when my friends are … Continue reading
Smartphone Apocalypse
The world is ending without a bang. Without even a whimper. The world is ending with the annoying chirp of angry birds, and the…whatever other sounds smartphones make. The world is ending, and most people haven’t even noticed. They’re too busy obsessively pininteresting or posting status … Continue reading
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Tagged apocalypse, forever alone meme, humor, iphone, loneliness, smartphone
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Please. Stop. Complaining.
It’s been a minute since I last posted. That’s mostly because i’ve been working on writing a super sweet new story about astronaut vampires that’s totally going to blow your mind penises while gently cradling your soul balls. Let’s catch … Continue reading
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Tagged humor, occupy new haven, red meat, student loan forgiveness, zombies
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