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Please. Stop. Complaining.

It’s been a minute since I last posted. That’s mostly because i’ve been working on writing a super sweet new story about astronaut vampires that’s totally going to blow your mind penises while gently cradling your soul balls. Let’s catch … Continue reading

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It’s 2012, why am I still alive?

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! I held my breath, and did another count down, this one in my head. After about 30 seconds, I gave up with a sigh, and focused entirely on making sweet lip love with Mistress. It looks like … Continue reading

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Investing 101: Guaranteed ROI!

I visited my tomb today. I like it there.  There’s a big tree out front, I’m told it’s a poplar. Whatever it is, it’s the only tree in that portion of the graveyard, and its right beside my tomb, so … Continue reading

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Max’s scientific process for writing

I never lack for ideas on what I want to write about, but most of these remain in some sort of unformed amoebal fetal stage, without ever actually making it onto paper. A lucky few click into place however, usually … Continue reading

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Superbowl XLVI: Us Versus THEM

I had the poor luck of working last night, while most everyone else were home eating buffalo and beer flavored treats, so this morning as I held court in the poo-poo palace, sitting on my porcelain throne, I thought to catch up … Continue reading

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