Category Archives: Max’s Journal
Oh the humanity
If you do a search on YouTube for “restoring faith in humanity”, you will find countless video clips of people being moderately helpful, kind, or compassionate to each other. You’re supposed to watch these clips and pat yourself on the back and … Continue reading
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Tagged cinnabon, compassion, emotion, humanity, logic, sapience
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I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but nobody likes selfies.
I’m upset America. It’s the fourth of July, the sixth most American holiday in the history of man. I should be spending my time having freedom sex on top of a pile of money and double bacon cheeseburgers, or riding … Continue reading
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Tagged duck face, facebook, humor, instagram, narcissism, selfie
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Maybe we should be vegetarians
I hate to be the one to tell you this America but…we eat too much meat. With typical western decadence, we’ve taken a good thing: Meat, and completely crossed the line with it. Don’t get me wrong. I like meat … Continue reading
What do you want to do with your life, and other embarrassing questions
Maybe i’m in a deep philosophical debate with an old friend. Maybe I’m trying too hard to talk to a cute girl at the bar. Maybe I’m chatting with a cactus in New Mexico while high on peyote. It doesn’t matter. … Continue reading
10 reasons why camping is the worst
If the popularity of horrible websites like Buzzfeed has taught me anything, it’s that the secret formula to internet success is: Phase 1 – make a list. Phase 2- ?????. Phase 3 – Profit. The fact is, stupid people will … Continue reading
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