Category Archives: Max’s Journal

What’s happening in the life of Max? Whether daily minutiae, weekly updates, or monthly recaps, these entries can keep you up to date with all the pertinent information regarding my ongoing andventures!

Congratulations, you’re a crappy parent.

So you’ve had a son or daughter and, as if that weren’t a bad enough mistake, you’ve decided to actually raise said child. Yourself. Even though you are clearly unqualified. Even though, literally anybody would do a better job. Even though you were … Continue reading

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Farting in the desert

If you rip ass in the desert, does it make a sound? …Yup. Before we moved to Connecticut and sold our souls for money and unhappiness, Mistress and I used to live in Bend, Oregon which, if you’re not familiar … Continue reading

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I love reading. I hate myself when I read.

Every day on my way home from work I pass the local library, and every day I do my best to resist the urge to go in and browse. “But Y?” you axe, “reading is gud!” True. Reading is “gud”. … Continue reading

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Who exactly is the “Student Loan Fairness Act” fair for?

If you’re not familiar with the proposed “Student Loan Fairness Act”, good for you. That probably means you don’t have student loan debt and therefore don’t give a crap what it is, or it means that you do have debt, … Continue reading

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Teachers: more heroic than Jesus? According to teachers…yes.

I don’t know about you, but I have a lot of close friends and family members who are teachers in various levels of academia from pre-k into the university, and the one binding characteristic between them all is they love … Continue reading

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