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I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but nobody likes selfies.
I’m upset America. It’s the fourth of July, the sixth most American holiday in the history of man. I should be spending my time having freedom sex on top of a pile of money and double bacon cheeseburgers, or riding … Continue reading
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Maybe we should be vegetarians
I hate to be the one to tell you this America but…we eat too much meat. With typical western decadence, we’ve taken a good thing: Meat, and completely crossed the line with it. Don’t get me wrong. I like meat … Continue reading
What do you want to do with your life, and other embarrassing questions
Maybe i’m in a deep philosophical debate with an old friend. Maybe I’m trying too hard to talk to a cute girl at the bar. Maybe I’m chatting with a cactus in New Mexico while high on peyote. It doesn’t matter. … Continue reading
10 reasons why camping is the worst
If the popularity of horrible websites like Buzzfeed has taught me anything, it’s that the secret formula to internet success is: Phase 1 – make a list. Phase 2- ?????. Phase 3 – Profit. The fact is, stupid people will … Continue reading
Boys: The New Girls?
Those damn feminists are at it again. In typical selfish womanly fashion, they’ve decided to redress perceived social inequalities, not by improving themselves to a point where they actually deserve to be treated like actual human beings, but by undermining … Continue reading
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