Author Archives: Max T Kramer
The true meaning of Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I know it occurred over a week ago, and I should have talked about it earlier than this, but whatever, I’m a busy man. If you’re disgruntled by that, lick my taint. If you remain … Continue reading
It was election day. You voted, right?
I am a proud American citizen. I don’t vote. I don’t vote, because what’s the point? The system is broken. The system is broken, and it’s the type of broken that voting can’t fix. Let me clarify. I vote on … Continue reading
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Tagged election day, government, humor, politics, voting
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Tesla was a nerd. You’re just someone who watched Star Wars twice.
Hey, you know Nikola Tesla? The genius contemporary of Thomas Edison who won like a billion patents because he was a genius, and died broke and alone because he was a fucking weirdo? HE was a nerd. You’re not. It’s … Continue reading
Oh the humanity
If you do a search on YouTube for “restoring faith in humanity”, you will find countless video clips of people being moderately helpful, kind, or compassionate to each other. You’re supposed to watch these clips and pat yourself on the back and … Continue reading
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Tagged cinnabon, compassion, emotion, humanity, logic, sapience
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I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but nobody likes selfies.
I’m upset America. It’s the fourth of July, the sixth most American holiday in the history of man. I should be spending my time having freedom sex on top of a pile of money and double bacon cheeseburgers, or riding … Continue reading
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Tagged duck face, facebook, humor, instagram, narcissism, selfie
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