Author Archives: Max T Kramer

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About Max T Kramer

Max has been better than you at writing since the third grade. He currently lives in Connecticut, but will someday return to the desert.

Investing 101: Guaranteed ROI!

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I visited my tomb today. I like it there.  There’s a big tree out front, I’m told it’s a poplar. Whatever it is, it’s the only tree in that portion of the graveyard, and its right beside my tomb, so … Continue reading →

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Bar Pooper: The most pitiful man in all the land

Posted on August 4, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I am currently playing the surprisingly popular form of Russian Roulette commonly referred to as eating a hot-pocket. (Philly Cheesesteak style). There is nothing more thrilling than choking down a nutritionless salt-bomb with a dry flaky crust made out of tractor-trailer brake … Continue reading →

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25 year old man seeking babysitter…for 25 year old man.

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I should never be left alone for extended periods of time. Not because I get lonely, or scared. I don’t. I should never be left alone because I have entirely too much fun. You know the child on the crime drama … Continue reading →

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The Word.

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Max T Kramer

Let us look at the newspaper, shall we? Huh, that’s odd. I thought that would be big news. There seems to be an absence of a certain belletristic piece. A headline regarding mass-awareness of a certain erudite variety. Oh, have … Continue reading →

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Everybody hates Alastar Singh

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I’ve been pushing around this idea for a world where all the Gods of the various pantheons, religions, cultures, and time periods are real, and they live relatively normal lives among the rest of humanity. Sure, they’re immortal, and people … Continue reading →

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