Category Archives: Max’s Journal

What’s happening in the life of Max? Whether daily minutiae, weekly updates, or monthly recaps, these entries can keep you up to date with all the pertinent information regarding my ongoing andventures!

Investing 101: Guaranteed ROI!

I visited my tomb today. I like it there.  There’s a big tree out front, I’m told it’s a poplar. Whatever it is, it’s the only tree in that portion of the graveyard, and its right beside my tomb, so … Continue reading

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Bar Pooper: The most pitiful man in all the land

I am currently playing the surprisingly popular form of Russian Roulette commonly referred to as eating a hot-pocket. (Philly Cheesesteak style). There is nothing more thrilling than choking down a nutritionless salt-bomb with a dry flaky crust made out of tractor-trailer brake … Continue reading

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25 year old man seeking babysitter…for 25 year old man.

I should never be left alone for extended periods of time. Not because I get lonely, or scared. I don’t. I should never be left alone because I have entirely too much fun. You know the child on the crime drama … Continue reading

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Everybody hates Alastar Singh

I’ve been pushing around this idea for a world where all the Gods of the various pantheons, religions, cultures, and time periods are real, and they live relatively normal lives among the rest of humanity. Sure, they’re immortal, and people … Continue reading

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Am I write?

Writing sucks. It’s a chore. It’s frustrating. It’s work. I would much rather be pal-ing around with my friends, or eating cookies in bed, or doing some sort of adventure sport, or drinking beers, or wearing a turtleneck. So why … Continue reading

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