Tag Archives: humor
Please. Stop. Complaining.
It’s been a minute since I last posted. That’s mostly because i’ve been working on writing a super sweet new story about astronaut vampires that’s totally going to blow your mind penises while gently cradling your soul balls. Let’s catch … Continue reading
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Tagged humor, occupy new haven, red meat, student loan forgiveness, zombies
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My mother never hit me, but I sure wish she did.
Our country is a wonderful, amazing, incredible place. Sadly, it is full or horrible, useless people. Us. We suck, and for the most part, we are frustratingly ignorant of this fact. I don’t believe that we are willfully self-delusional. We’ve just … Continue reading
I may be a writer, but none of my friends like to read.
I’m not allowed to talk about reading or writing with my friends. They consider these activities to be deviant behavior, and they feel that openly discussing them is incredibly distasteful. I’m something of an enigma. A nerd without any nerd … Continue reading
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Tagged forever alone, friends, humor, mega shark vs giant octopus, reading, twilight, writing
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It’s 2012, why am I still alive?
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! I held my breath, and did another count down, this one in my head. After about 30 seconds, I gave up with a sigh, and focused entirely on making sweet lip love with Mistress. It looks like … Continue reading
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Tagged 2012, Animals, apocalypse, end of world, humor, sarah mclachlan, zombies
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Max Kramer 