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Sweatpants Farts and other Thanksgiving Traditions

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Max T Kramer

The monday after Thanksgiving is always hard. Holiday weekends last just long enough for you to remember that you once had hopes and dreams, but not nearly long enough to heal the empty abyss created when you sold your soul for  dental … Continue reading →

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A poem.

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Max T Kramer

The Stygian Glare A message of endings, written in retinal scar ink The painlove is Crystallized obscurity, obtuse acuity. Digging its hole through time, it burns The Antioch flame Darkness rises in her cage of souls In the distance, a … Continue reading →

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Camping in the Cold

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Max T Kramer

This time, the fault is not mine. I wanted to write. I had things to say. I tried, I really tried, but we have no power. Depending upon what part of the country/world/omniverse you reside in, you’re probably experiencing the … Continue reading →

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My Girlfriend: The Worst Person I Know

Posted on September 14, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I often feel the need to tell my girlfriend “I love you”, and her response is invariably a surprised and incredulous, “why!?”. She has a point. My girlfriend is a terrible person. She was a terrible person when I met … Continue reading →

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Hurricane Irene killed me.

Posted on August 29, 2011 by Max T Kramer

Sunday, August 28th 2011. The day I died. I mean, I must have, right? The hurricane Irene was so very bad. Honestly, I’m a little confused. It must have been very traumatic to die, it’s got me all mixed up. … Continue reading →

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