Tag Archives: humor

Sports Fans – The world’s greatest evil

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Max T Kramer

What do a pedophile, a serial killer, and a horse have in common? They are all terrible people. Do you know what the worst type of person is though? The monstrous deviant for whom the deepest darkest pits of hell … Continue reading →

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Investing 101: Guaranteed ROI!

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I visited my tomb today. I like it there.  There’s a big tree out front, I’m told it’s a poplar. Whatever it is, it’s the only tree in that portion of the graveyard, and its right beside my tomb, so … Continue reading →

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Bar Pooper: The most pitiful man in all the land

Posted on August 4, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I am currently playing the surprisingly popular form of Russian Roulette commonly referred to as eating a hot-pocket. (Philly Cheesesteak style). There is nothing more thrilling than choking down a nutritionless salt-bomb with a dry flaky crust made out of tractor-trailer brake … Continue reading →

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25 year old man seeking babysitter…for 25 year old man.

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Max T Kramer

I should never be left alone for extended periods of time. Not because I get lonely, or scared. I don’t. I should never be left alone because I have entirely too much fun. You know the child on the crime drama … Continue reading →

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Max Tyson P.I. and the mystery of the Oriental Massage

Posted on June 25, 2011 by Max T Kramer

“Is it a whorehouse?” This is the question I have been asked nearly every day for the past few months, without fail. The reason being, a new business has taken up residence in the mini-mall across the street from my work, in … Continue reading →

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