Tag Archives: humor

I’m sorry

There. I apologized. I said I would give you all a post a week, and a new  fictional story every month. This past month, I did not keep that promise. Sue me. (don’t actually sue me…i’m not sure if there … Continue reading

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The truth about Badgers: knowledge that might save your life

Friends, we have something important to discuss. A danger which already affects one in six Americans according to a study I conducted in my mind. No,  for once i’m not talking about the imminent threat of Zombie apocalypse. I’m talking of … Continue reading

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Decrepi’tude

Yes, I have repurposed an already existing word and given it a glorious new meaning. Decrepitude is the quality or condition of being weakened, worn out, impaired, or broken down by old age, illness, or hard use. Decrepi’tude however is … Continue reading

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Feminism, and other synonyms for wrong

I earned a lot of good will with my last post about reading. I think the honesty it contained was touching for a lot of people. Even my girlfriend Marissa Kay complemented me on it, and as a general rule, … Continue reading

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The End of the World, and why it can’t come soon enough

Humanity, as a unit (haha unit), is in a weird place. Due to the cumulative efforts of our ancestors over the last few millenia (or several hundred years if you’re one of those creationist trolls) (You know, the “And on … Continue reading

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