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I’m a straight rich white guy. My life is tough.
First of all, Happy New Year to you. With the mighty Krampus still bafflingly absent, and the Mayans once again proving themselves terrible at armageddical mathematics, I trust that your holiday season was as devastatingly peaceful and pleasant as mine. … Continue reading
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Tagged equality, homophobia, humor, racism, sexism, white priviledge
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Strange Christmas Traditions Explained
Ah, Christmas. Such a magical, wondrous, contradictory season. When it comes to poorly explained, nonsensical, and confusing traditions, no other holiday comes close to competing with the juggernaut of Strange that is Christmas. Think about it. Take your time. Let’s face it, you’ve … Continue reading
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Tagged christian, Christmas, humor, Krampus, Santa, traditions
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What I did when I visited South Africa
I don’t usually treat this blog like a diary, because I’m not a 13 year old girl, and my life is boring and ordinary, and I doubt anybody wants to read about the crap I do, but today I’m going to make … Continue reading
The cure for divorce.
9 out of 10 experts agree, marriage is the leading cause of divorce. I’m the tenth expert. I kind of disagree. Sure, marriage is the only cause of divorce, but that’s just because we’re doing marriage wrong. Before I state my … Continue reading
Congratulations, you’re a crappy parent.
So you’ve had a son or daughter and, as if that weren’t a bad enough mistake, you’ve decided to actually raise said child. Yourself. Even though you are clearly unqualified. Even though, literally anybody would do a better job. Even though you were … Continue reading
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Tagged children, government debt, government shutdown, humor, parenthood
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