Category Archives: Max’s Journal
The End of the World, and why it can’t come soon enough
Humanity, as a unit (haha unit), is in a weird place. Due to the cumulative efforts of our ancestors over the last few millenia (or several hundred years if you’re one of those creationist trolls) (You know, the “And on … Continue reading
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Animals is food
I would appreciate if someone could give me a rational explanation for the existence of pets. There are many reasons why owning certain animals can be beneficial. Potentially, they can produce a valuable product, like wool, or milk. Possibly, they … Continue reading
Wherein I discuss Hipsters and why they are so not Deck
God I hate hipsters so much. Everything they stand for is a piece of crap, and they are all richly deserving of a slow and ironic death. They didn’t always bother me so much, mostly because I had no interaction … Continue reading
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Introducing: A Contest!
People enjoy competitions, right? Well, here’s one for you. I have decided to open the e-floor to suggestions for my next short story. Whoever gives me the best idea, wins! Here is how it works. Over the next month or … Continue reading →